meet the blogger

name: kim
height: 5’4ish
eye color: blue
birthday: june 2nd
favorite color: gold and grey
best school subject(s): english
current shirt color: grey and white stripes
day or night: night
celebrity crush: devendra banhart
coffee or tea: coffee
favorite food: would you rly make me choose

(via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)


When will my tax refund return from war

(via aminaabramovic)

when i was in middle school i used to have recurring dreams where i would marry a guy named JP Sandalwood

There are SO many motherfuckers out there.



this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

(via imtellingyoustories-trustme)

i’m really good at impersonating joe girardi

ugh today sucked i had to go back to school and my phone is being annoying and it was windy as hell but i did see laverne cox in the park so i guess i won

  • friend: hey what are you doing?
  • me: the most

She hated the namelessness of women in stories, as if they lived and died so that men could have metaphysical insights.

Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding (via jaimelannister)

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don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.