my aesthetic is drinking tapatio straight from the bottle

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

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taking the train in the Bronx

pussandboooobs:

dipsetflag:

expectations:

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reality:

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Lmao
right but wrong train

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  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
Title: I Can Change Artist: LCD Soundsystem 7,699 plays

avaro:

lcd soundsystem // i can change

and love is a curse
shoved in a hearse
love is an open book to a verse
of your bad poetry

It’s strange. I felt less lonely when I didn’t know you.

Jean-Paul Sartre, from The Flies, in No Exit and the Flies (Alfred A. Knopf, 1947)

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Title: I Got You Babe Artist: Sonny and Cher 929 plays

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wounderful:

takethenexttrain:

i feel like slaying tonight

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