yesterday on my way to the hair salon there was this kid who looked about my age and he was like “hey” but i didn’t think he was addressing me so i didn’t say anything and then he snapped his fingers and was like HEY so i went “….yes?”

and he asked, “how old are you?” so i said, “………….why”

and (apparently he was doing a survey or something) he was like “well you need to be 21 to do the survey but you look about…fifteen”

fifteen.

i am definitely not fifteen buster