smithpelly:

literally me

(via ohmilkthistle)

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Hay un Snoop Dogg viviendo en mi camisa. No se burlen, es una condición bastante seria. De cada 150 personas por lo menos 10 viven con esta enfermedad. Nosotros somos juzgados en la calle y mirados con desprecio y marginación….no nos gusta. Lo único que pedimos es tolerancia.

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gublernation:

pacquiao

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• me: so do you come here often ?
• michael pitt:
• me:
• michael pitt:
• me:
• michael pitt: this is my bathtub.

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joshishollywood:

You freeze in your tracks. A thick impenetrable fog obscures all that is, but you don’t need to see it in order to know the truth, to sense it, to be filled with the most paralyzing dread.

Someone is there. Someone is coming.

She emerges from the fog. She is close to you. You can’t run. Where would you even go? She draws near. She stares at you. No, she stares into you. She is opening her mouth. She will speak now.

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”

UGH

(via racingsunbeams)

What if Kidz Bop did a version to “Niggas in Paris?”

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humorlessfeminists:

THREE WOOLF MOON 

amazing submission from offonarocketship

keep ‘em coming! and we are interested in making these t-shirts a reality! if you know how to do that askbox us or email us @ humorlessfeminists@gmail.com 

(via church-mouth)

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megacycles:

Pete Cuts In

(via thefantasticmrsfox)

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whydoihaveablog:

Have a seat, Bill. No, don’t worry. Relax. There are no lay-offs this quarter. We’re doing really well in the finan — I know I’m a dog, Bill. Christ, relax, okay? I’m fine. I’m capable. What are you saying? I don’t need to hear it from you, Bill. Listen, the wife — can I be honest with you for a second, Bill? Can I? Christ. The wife, she wants me to put in more overtime, spend more time with the kids and help out with the laundry. The laundry, Bill! Christ! Look at these arms! She doesn’t understand! Everyone always said, “a Greyhound and an English Bulldog? It will never work!” We tried to show them, Bill. We really did. Our kids are a little funny looking, sure. Spike’s thin neck can barely support his block head and Bizzee’s carrying a 50 pound torso on 4 toothpicks, but they manage! Maybe that’s all that matters. We got two great pups out of the deal. I just — I can’t take it any more, Bill. Next time she asks me to reach something from the top shelf, I’m going to do it. I’m going to chase a car and never look back.