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In New York, they say you’re always looking for a job, a boyfriend, or an apartment.

Sex and the City Episode 45

• Miranda: I've been trying to diagnose myself on the Internet.
• Charlotte: You can do that?:
• Miranda: Sure, you just type in your symptoms, hit Enter, and wait for the word 'cancer' to appear on the screen.

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laughing way too hard at baby kat dennings playing a 13 year-old girl on sex and the city

Last night, I was talking to this cute guy and we were having a great time, and then this woman in a tight dress walked by, with big breasts, just…BOOM, here they are, and he totally went for it! But the thing is, I wanted to have sex with him too! But it was all hidden in my witty banter and my little looks, and she just put it right out there: sex! And she got the guy.

Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe through our noses! Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.

Soon everyone will be pansexual.

How can you believe in love at first sight in a city where people jerk off on you in the subway?

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let’s talk about how carrie bradshaw is standing in one of my favorite places in new york in this episode.